Jessica, the 80 called, they want their damn look back!
Jessica Simpson is the Hottest 80s Chick of the Day
Sunday, February 10, 2008 | Labels: Celebrity Gossip
American sweetheart Jessica Simpson & her mom Tina took a bow after the debut of Jessica’s newest design venture, a new swimsuit line.
The new line is named, aptly, Jessica Simpson Swim. Could have come up with a more creative name, now couldn’t they?
The swimsuits made the runway at the Mercedes-Benz Miami Fashion Week in South Beach this past Saturday. Jess is describing the swimsuits as showcasing ”different parts of my personality,” from “all-American girl to bohemian.”
Yeah, who else is with me that someone else designs these little numbers & then Jess adds her name to sell, sell, sell?
I can’t help that I find this bit of news not only humourous but also fitting the star. Jessica Simpson’s newest addition to American cinema, Blonde Ambition, might be headed straight to DVD. Basically Simpon’s acting couldn’t be any worse.
According to an insider the film is going straight to the movie rental walls & skipping the silver screen altogether. “It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,” the source states.
The only thing I do feel a bit bad about is that hottie Luke Wilson also stars in the film, but serves him right for gaining all that weight anyway.
So, how bad is the movie? “The movie is absolutely horrible. It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting,” replies an insider.
But Jess’ rep doesn’t believe it for a minute, saying, “It’s definitely a theatrical release.”
Hmmm, who to believe? I’m going with the insiders myself. Sorry Luke! Lesson to be learned: never star in the same movie with Jessica-Can’t-Act-Simpson. Stick to that singing, Jess.
You know, sometimes celebs can just get under your skin, ’cause they’re looking so hot all the time. But you know, Jessica Simpson’s toned arms are the last straw! Can I please get a movie deal so I can spend every other waking moment to make my body my priority, please? Oh yes, can you also add a staff of hot trainers as well? Thanks.
Blonde actress Jessica Simpson was spotted toting around Daisy dog between takes on the set of the upcoming film, Major Movie Star. So, I guess Jess still hasn’t learned from her past experiences, that the girl can’t act!
Well, here’s too another American movie classic!
Jessica Simpson wants a real man. Apparently, she’s done with dating “boys” (hmm, wonder what her exes would say about that?) and is ready to be married to her music until the right guy comes along.
Her wishlist includes a man who’s unafraid to show his sensitive side, and loves being with kids. “A real family guy,” she says (apparently, having learned her lesson from seeing the tragic Britney-KFed union). “Like if a kid were to come up to him and tug on his shirt, he’d pick him up and twirl him around…and would want to meet my grandparents immediately.” Of course, a cute butt doesn’t hurt, she adds.
Any takers?
Jessica may be ready to fire her dad, Joe Simpson — thank God. He’s a lousy manager, and stupid decisions have derailed what should’ve been a really strong career. “After The Dukes of Hazzard movie, Joe was telling everyone that Jess was the next Julia Roberts,” said one insider. “The public bought it for a while, but the studios never believed it. Now there isn’t much work for Jessica.”
In fact, most of the acting work that Jessica gets is for small self-funded films with pretty abysmal salaries. Time to dust off that Rolodex, girl, and look for a manager who actually knows what he’s doing.
Amid the recent rumors circulating the Hollywood grapevine that Miss Simpson was to star in the remake of the1990 Cinderella-like tale, Pretty Woman, Jessica Simpson’s reps finally put a lid on the gossip and confirmed that the singer will NOT be taking on the role immortalized by Julia Roberts of the tart with a heart.
Jessica looks completely happy even though she’s gotten a lot of flack from sports fans who blame her for boyfriend Tony Romo’s bad performance. Guess their relationship’s going strong, too… She just got back from a weekend with him, and is wearing his Dallas Cowboys cap. Aaaw.
Until their next rendezvous, her dog Daisy will keep her company.
Wow, you better watch out for this lady, she’s a mover! Home of the Brave actress Jessica Biel apparently flew out to see new love interest Justin Timberlake at the Sundance Film Festival Wednesday.
According to a PerezHilton source, Jessica was in a damn hurry to see her man, saying, ”Jessica was picked up in her chauffeur-driven Volkswagen Touareg car and instantly went to visit Timberlake when she got into Park City.”
Perez goes on to inform us that the hot new couple spent Thursday taking on some snowboarding together. Justin sure does get his action on. After splitting with Cameron Diaz, Justin has touched the goddess Scarlett Johansson in ways we can only dream & has since moved on over to the Biel side of things.
I wonder how Cam’s holding up these days after that Golden Globe outburst.
What do you think- Do Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel make a good couple? Will they last, or are they just having fun?
Thanks to PerezHilton for the image!
Actress & Justin Timberlake lover Jessica Biel certainly doesn’t look nervous about this weekend’s Oscar Awards ceremony. Actually, Biel looks quite at home with her pooch.
The Illusionist actress was spotted hanging out with her dog the other day while maintaining that wonderful figure of hers. I guess Jess doesn’t have much to worry about, since she’s just an Oscars presenter, still she could one day be holding one of those babies for her own work, though I kinda doubt it.
Posted by Allison as Celebrific Sighting Pictures, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Who's Dating Who at 6:39 AM EDT
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The singer apparently responsible for bringing sexy back, though most of us didn’t realize it was missing, Justin Timberlake, & actress Jessica Biel have reunited…and it feels so good!
26-year-old Timberlake & 25-year-old Biel have met up in jolly ole England & were spotted getting cozy at the Lowry Hotel bar for a makeout session.
A source reveals, “They were kissing and holding hands.”
Sounds like this pair might be getting back to hot & heavy where they left off not too long ago!
Justin Timberlake’s love interest sure knows how to take out the trash. Actress Jessica Biel was spotted earlier this week in a giant, pink robe & fluffy slippers taking out her garbage.
Doesn’t Biel have someone she pays to do that kind of work?
I have to say that every time I see that ridiculous I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry movie trailer, I am more & more jealous of Jessica Biel’s tight ass. I mean, do they sell that somewhere as a prescription that I can buy?
Anyhoo, Biel, as you can certainly see, is looking hotter than ever as the actress graces the July cover of GQ magazine.
I’m sure you all remember when Biel was named the Sexiest Woman Alive back in 2005? Well, here is what the little lady had to say about that in a recent interview:
At first I felt really embarrassed about it.”
“You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that.” “But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, If I ever do have kids, and if they have kids, I can tell them: ‘You know what? Your grandma in 2000-and-whatever was the Sexiest Woman Alive. How about that, kids?’ That’s what I started to think about. I’ll always have that picture to say, ‘That’s what Granny used to look like.’ ”
That’s a pretty sweet article, but I was kinda hoping for the scoop on Jess & Justin Timberlake myself…
Shrek’s Cameron Diaz was spotted recently looking adorable as ever. You know, the blonde star seems even happier lately, despite ex-beau Justin Timberlake copping feelsies on new flame Jessica Biel.
Maybe, just maybe, Diaz knows something we don’t. Come to think of it, Cam sure has been looking smiley with JT around on the Shrek the Third Europe promotion tour…
The stars of the new movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry showed up in strength for Thursday’s Los Angeles premiere.
Jessica Biel, Adam Sandler & Kevin James all took to the red carpet with ease & humor. While Jessica usually look amazing to the point of jealousy, the cut on that dress she’s wearing isn’t all that flattering.
But what I really wanna know is, do you think you’re going to like this comedy? You tell me.
Wtf? I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry’s Adam Sandler takes a good, strong whiff of co-star Jessica Biel’s armpit.
Where would this happen but on the set of TRL’s New York Studio? On Monday Biel, Sandler & Kevin James all stopped by the studio to promote the comedy as well as play a game of blindfolded fun. Apparently, Sandler is determining which co-star smells the best…
It’s definitely difficult and sort of bizarre to deal with. You do really have to just get into a place where you feel Zen about it. You just have to take a deep breath and know that somebody is going to be taking your picture while you’re going to the laundry and picking up your dry cleaning.
“You don’t understand why somebody cares but they’re there. So you just go about your day and ignore them. That’s the best way to deal with it.”
“What’s weird is: You’re single for 20 or 30 years, and you’re married for like 70. It doesn’t seem like a good ratio, does it?” or 20 or 30 years, and you’re married for like 70. It doesn’t seem like a good ratio, does it?”
Don’t get your panties all in a wad, but it looks like Justin Timberlake has been doing some ring shopping in Santa Monica recently.
But it’s not an engagement ring, it’s a promise ring that Timberlake’s been looking for. Justin apparently wants to show girlfriend Jessica Biel how committed he is to their budding relationship.
An insider reveals, ”Justin isn’t ready to propose, but he wants to make a commitment to her. Justin says Jess is his dream girl. He wants to give her a symbol of his affection and love.”
Aww, how sweet. Btw, Justin, from the quotes on Jess, I don’t think she’s quite ready to settle down anyway. So, now that Justin is getting a little serious, what do you make of this couple? Are they the lasting kind? You tell me.
Okay, we all know that Jessica Alba is a big hottie, right?
And we all know that the first Fantastic Four was a disastrous film, despite her appearance.
But what the hell was she thinking doing another damn Terrible Four? I guess it’s just for those green backs…
Alba was recently spotted arriving in Sydney for the movie premiere of The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, which is sure to suck just as bad as the previous one.
I’m thinking Alba should go for a more interesting movie next time, say Alba Does Dallas or something. What do you think?
Sexypants Jessica Alba was pulled over earlier this week by the coppers & was somehow unable to charm her way out of a speeding ticket. There’s no hope for any of us if Jessica Alba cannot get out of a ticket, is there?
Maybe this has something to do with the fact that Jess recently revealed that she just doesn’t think she’s sexy. ”People think of me as just a sexy girl, but I’m really goofy – like, super goofy.”
Yeah, Jessica Alba not hot. That’ll be the day.
“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”
Sexbomb Jessica Alba fears fellow actress Felicity Huffman, & not just because of her face. Alba claims that when she was a teenager, Felicity made her cry like a baby.
It goes like this, when Alba was 16-years-old she attended a six-week acting class run by Huffman at the Atlantic Theater Company. Apparently Jessica left in tears every time Huffman would criticize her performances.
Jess reveals, “Felicity was very hard on me. She’s a tough cookie, that one. I just remember her making me cry because I didn’t prepare a scene right, or I didn’t talk loud enough.”
Who else thinks we should kick Felicity’s ass?
So, J
essica Alba is sporting the cover of GQ magazine these days & it got me thinking. Is Jessica all that? You tell me…
I am so pleased to be posting about something other than Lindsay Lohan’s idiocy, I can tell you that much! And the fact that hottie Jessica Alba has split up with her boyfriend of more than two years, Cash Warren, makes it all worth while.
26-year-old Alba reportedly broke up with her28-year-old producer beau last week, over the phone. Hrmmm, well that was kind of a bitch move, wasn’t it?
An insider reveals that Jessica called Cash & told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.”
Within just a few short hours, Alba has sent an assistant over to the Los Angeles home the two shared together to pack up Warren’s belongings & essentially move his ass out.
Cash is very broken up about the whole ordeal, according to a source who stated, “The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere.”
“[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”
Well, wonder who will be next on Alba’s dating list….
“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross.”
“Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb.” She added, with a laugh: “Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”
~Jessica Alba giving an old friend hell after winning a Teen Choice Award
Jessica Alba isn’t impressed by Zac Efron, the star of ‘High School Musical’.
She told Elle magazine that she ran into the heart throb at the Teen’s Choice Awards. “He looks like a child with a lot of makeup,” she said. News flash, Jessica: little ‘kid’ just became a millionaire, and (at 28 years old) Jessica can’t claim to have that much more movie experience than he does.
From this picture you can learn two things. #1= Jim Carrey is so not hot & needs to take that overlapped belly to the jim. #2= Jenny McCarthy has still got it goin’ on.
The couple, who have been together for over a year now, were spotted living it up in Hawaii recently. And it looks like maybe wedding bells in their future might be sounding, as Jenny was spotted wearing a ring on her wedding finger. Could this be the third for Carrey & the second for McCarthy after all?
Former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy once more donned the infamous bunny suit for a charity’s sake. Thank god for charities…
McCarthy was spotted hamming it up for the cameras in Las Vegas at the Big Deal fund-raiser for children’s charity at the Palms Hotel on Saturday.
Of all the things, good & bad, that you can say about Jenny, she’s still got it, even at her ever-advancing age.
Jenny McCarthy Is the Hottest Bikini-ed Woman Of the Day
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How romantic! Scottish actor Ross McCall proposed to Jennifer Love Hewitt during a vacation in Hawaii. He gave her an antique ring that his family has owned for over a century.
The couple has not yet set a definite wedding date, but they’re not exactly busy. Hewitt’s supernatural tv program “Ghost Whisperer” is probably on halt because of the writer’s strike. MCCall only ocassionally appears in shows like “Band of Brothers” and “CSI.”
Guess that gives them plenty of time to pick a motif.
“It was an embarrassment. I never thought it was real. I knew what was going on with him. Despite what you see in print and when the cameras are flashing, what’s going on in someone’s heart may be totally different. He was still [in love] with me. I never looked at their relationship as serious.”
Guess who’s getting ready for a nationwide casting call for backup dancers? Jennifer Lopez is correct! You’re such a smart reader!
Lopez, who is preparing for her first tour eva with hubby Marc Anthony, is holding a casting call in NYC for backup dancers. Who’s up for the task?
J.Lo is apparently working with sponsor Secret deoderant to help cast dancers for her upcoming music video. Hrmm, are they perhaps wondering if the vid is going to stink?….
That belly ain’t gonna be that flat for much longer. Finally, someone’s been stupid enough to confirm speculations surrounding Jennifer Lopez’ pregnancy. Personal designer Robert Cavalli slipped up and commented on her new taste in clothes. “She wants something special because of the baby. It’s getting difficult because her body gets bigger every week.” So she’s pregnant and getting fat, too. Someone’s going to get a really mad call from a publicist very, very soon.
With her bump starting to show, the superstar with the most valuable booty in the biz was seen coming from the baby shower held in her honor in a luxe hotel in New York City.
All aglow, the radiant mum-to-be was adorned with gifts from the glitziest A-listers, in both blue and pink (the rumor is twins), most notedly a pink animal print cot from the animal print man himself, Italian designer Roberto Cavalli.
So, my question has finally been answered. How to you get the city of Chicago to name a day after you? Apparently you have to lose at “American Idol”, but star in an Oscar-winning movie to get your own day & that’s just what new star Jennifer Hudson was able to do.
Oscar winner Hudson went back home to Chicago Tuesday where Mayor Richard Daley named March 6 Jennifer Hudson Day. I wonder if she got the key to the city….. Earlier on Tuesday Hudson visited her alma mater, Dunbar Vocational Career Academy, where she told the students, “If you can see it, you can achieve it. Don’t let anybody tell you what you can or cannot do.”
Good advice, if you’ve got a killer voice that is. Looking forward to celebrating Jennifer Hudson Day next year, wonder what we should do…….
Cutiepie mom Jennifer Garner & her 1-year-old daughter Violet were spotted Monday brown bagging it at a playdate in Santa Monica.
Garner & Violet enjoyed some relaxing time at the park getting to know their dates & playing until they couldn’t play no more. Jennifer is such an adorable mom. What a lucky guy that Ben Affleck is.
Thanks to People for the image.
Actress & mom Jennifer Garner was spotted playing in the California sun this weekend with her & Ben Affleck’s adorable daughter Violet.
Recently Garner revealed that she feels like she has a responsibility for the state of the world, saying, “I cry more because I care about things more. I’ve always cared about global warming and breast cancer, but now there seems to be an urgency about them.”
You know, we could use about 300 Jennifer Garners, couldn’t we?
PopSugar is right, we’ve never loved Ben Affleck more than we do these days. After marrying the right Jen for him, a stint in Promises rehab center & being daddy dearest to baby Violet, Ben seems to be living life radiantly. And finally, it was just about time the partyboy was growing up, if you ask me.
Ben was recently spotted giving back to the community by stopping by the Greater Boston Food Bank to give a helping hand. With National Hunger Awareness on everyone’s mind, it’s nice to see Garner’s Ben lending a hand. Way to go, Ben!
While hubby Ben Affleck has been hitting the waves this week while the fam is on vacation in Hawaii, mommy Jennifer Garner & 18-month-old daughter Violet have been enjoying some beachside fun.
I mean, come on! Have you ever seen a more adorable Hollywood mom & child?!
Matt Damon & his wife Luciana along with celebrity couple Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner are still living it up large in Hawaii. I mean, how long is this vacation? Like going on a month now, must be nice. And you don’t really need to take pictures, as the paparazzi’s got your back on that one.
It looks like Matt, Luciana, Ben & Jen are trying their hands at surfing. I have to say Luciana & Jennifer look like they’re having more fun that they have talent. Looks like a good time was had by all on Wednesday.
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